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NOMINATION: Ilya "Wankboi" Shambat for Kook of the Month Re: The Kook-Hunters' Hypocrisy
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Cujo DeSockpuppet
2015-06-14 05:34:16 UTC
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***@gmail.com wrote in
news:c3c57966-efe7-43de-9654-***@googlegroups.com:

> The kook-hunters on the Internet have been mostly fixating upon Edmond
> Wollmann. My response to them is that, if you are really looking to
> solve the world's problems, Edmond Wollmann is not the kook that you
> want to get.

Who said anyone wanted to do anything more than laugh at Edmo?

Nice strawman, Wankboi.

> There are kooks who want to kill all of us in the West because we
> aren't Muslims. There are kooks who claim that holocaust never
> happened or that global warming is a hoax. There are kooks who claim
> that the moon landings were faked, or that the Earth is 6000 years
> old, or that a Satanic New World Order conspiracy is running the
> world. All of these kooks exercise far more influence than Edmond
> Wollmann ever did; and compared to them Edmond Wollmann is quite mild.

Yeah, but they don't post to AUK. Neither has Edmo in many years.

> For all his sins, Edmond Wollmann is nothing like the source of the
> world's problems. I would much rather be dealing with him than with
> Muslim terrorists or holocaust deniers. And a person who truly wants
> to solve the world's problems will not be fixating on Edmond Wollmann.
> He will be fighting the real abusers and the real threats.

So is it still OK to laugh at Ed? It's sure OK to laugh at you.

> Why do we not see the kook-hunters go after the real perpetrators?
> Probably because they aren't out to solve any kind of problems. They
> want to indulge in abuse and bullying. And their claim of
> righteousness is transparently wrong. A real world-improver will be
> fighting real perpetrators. And yes, I have done that with respect to
> both the global warming deniers and the Islamofascists.
>
> So there you have it: A bunch of bullies who want to pick on someone
> they know they can get away with picking upon, while doing nothing to
> confront real wrongs facing the world.
>
> The world - and even the Google Groups - deserves better.

Nice rant, Wankboi.

Since you now have posted in AUK again, you are now eligible for the AUK
Kook Awards.

My understanding is that the KotM Award needs more people on the ballot.
Especially KotM and Ilya fits the bill. Now that Wankboi is in Australia,
he hasn't quite yet regaled the fine denizens of AUK with his prodigious
roo-humping activitites or other marsupial molestations but I have
confidence he'll confess to something sick as he's a true shameless
freak.

<AHEM>
Hey, Wankboi! For once, you have great timing.

I hereby nominate Ilya "Wankboi" Shambat for Kook of the Month in honor
of his many past accomplishments.

Can I get a second?

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award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
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about 6 years old or so." - Edmo shocks the scientific world with another
fascinating delusion from his childhood.
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2015-06-14 09:21:44 UTC
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On 14/06/2015 3:34 PM, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> ***@gmail.com wrote in
> news:c3c57966-efe7-43de-9654-***@googlegroups.com:
>
>> The kook-hunters on the Internet have been mostly fixating upon Edmond
>> Wollmann. My response to them is that, if you are really looking to
>> solve the world's problems, Edmond Wollmann is not the kook that you
>> want to get.
>
> Who said anyone wanted to do anything more than laugh at Edmo?
>
> Nice strawman, Wankboi.
>
>> There are kooks who want to kill all of us in the West because we
>> aren't Muslims. There are kooks who claim that holocaust never
>> happened or that global warming is a hoax. There are kooks who claim
>> that the moon landings were faked, or that the Earth is 6000 years
>> old, or that a Satanic New World Order conspiracy is running the
>> world. All of these kooks exercise far more influence than Edmond
>> Wollmann ever did; and compared to them Edmond Wollmann is quite mild.
>
> Yeah, but they don't post to AUK. Neither has Edmo in many years.
>
>> For all his sins, Edmond Wollmann is nothing like the source of the
>> world's problems. I would much rather be dealing with him than with
>> Muslim terrorists or holocaust deniers. And a person who truly wants
>> to solve the world's problems will not be fixating on Edmond Wollmann.
>> He will be fighting the real abusers and the real threats.
>
> So is it still OK to laugh at Ed? It's sure OK to laugh at you.
>
>> Why do we not see the kook-hunters go after the real perpetrators?
>> Probably because they aren't out to solve any kind of problems. They
>> want to indulge in abuse and bullying. And their claim of
>> righteousness is transparently wrong. A real world-improver will be
>> fighting real perpetrators. And yes, I have done that with respect to
>> both the global warming deniers and the Islamofascists.
>>
>> So there you have it: A bunch of bullies who want to pick on someone
>> they know they can get away with picking upon, while doing nothing to
>> confront real wrongs facing the world.
>>
>> The world - and even the Google Groups - deserves better.
>
> Nice rant, Wankboi.
>
> Since you now have posted in AUK again, you are now eligible for the AUK
> Kook Awards.
>
> My understanding is that the KotM Award needs more people on the ballot.
> Especially KotM and Ilya fits the bill. Now that Wankboi is in Australia,
> he hasn't quite yet regaled the fine denizens of AUK with his prodigious
> roo-humping activitites or other marsupial molestations but I have
> confidence he'll confess to something sick as he's a true shameless
> freak.
>
> <AHEM>
> Hey, Wankboi! For once, you have great timing.
>
> I hereby nominate Ilya "Wankboi" Shambat for Kook of the Month in honor
> of his many past accomplishments.
>
> Can I get a second?

th... th... th... damn this fucking lithp theconded.
Gary Burnore
2015-06-15 02:22:18 UTC
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In alt.usenet.kooks ??? ?????? ?????? ????????? Aum Saba ??ka Hai??? <***@jkljkljkljkl.yuiyui> wrote:
> On 14/06/2015 3:34 PM, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> ***@gmail.com wrote in
>> news:c3c57966-efe7-43de-9654-***@googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> The kook-hunters on the Internet have been mostly fixating upon Edmond
>>> Wollmann. My response to them is that, if you are really looking to
>>> solve the world's problems, Edmond Wollmann is not the kook that you
>>> want to get.
>>
>> Who said anyone wanted to do anything more than laugh at Edmo?
>>
>> Nice strawman, Wankboi.
>>
>>> There are kooks who want to kill all of us in the West because we
>>> aren't Muslims. There are kooks who claim that holocaust never
>>> happened or that global warming is a hoax. There are kooks who claim
>>> that the moon landings were faked, or that the Earth is 6000 years
>>> old, or that a Satanic New World Order conspiracy is running the
>>> world. All of these kooks exercise far more influence than Edmond
>>> Wollmann ever did; and compared to them Edmond Wollmann is quite mild.
>>
>> Yeah, but they don't post to AUK. Neither has Edmo in many years.
>>
>>> For all his sins, Edmond Wollmann is nothing like the source of the
>>> world's problems. I would much rather be dealing with him than with
>>> Muslim terrorists or holocaust deniers. And a person who truly wants
>>> to solve the world's problems will not be fixating on Edmond Wollmann.
>>> He will be fighting the real abusers and the real threats.
>>
>> So is it still OK to laugh at Ed? It's sure OK to laugh at you.
>>
>>> Why do we not see the kook-hunters go after the real perpetrators?
>>> Probably because they aren't out to solve any kind of problems. They
>>> want to indulge in abuse and bullying. And their claim of
>>> righteousness is transparently wrong. A real world-improver will be
>>> fighting real perpetrators. And yes, I have done that with respect to
>>> both the global warming deniers and the Islamofascists.
>>>
>>> So there you have it: A bunch of bullies who want to pick on someone
>>> they know they can get away with picking upon, while doing nothing to
>>> confront real wrongs facing the world.
>>>
>>> The world - and even the Google Groups - deserves better.
>>
>> Nice rant, Wankboi.
>>
>> Since you now have posted in AUK again, you are now eligible for the AUK
>> Kook Awards.
>>
>> My understanding is that the KotM Award needs more people on the ballot.
>> Especially KotM and Ilya fits the bill. Now that Wankboi is in Australia,
>> he hasn't quite yet regaled the fine denizens of AUK with his prodigious
>> roo-humping activitites or other marsupial molestations but I have
>> confidence he'll confess to something sick as he's a true shameless
>> freak.
>>
>> <AHEM>
>> Hey, Wankboi! For once, you have great timing.
>>
>> I hereby nominate Ilya "Wankboi" Shambat for Kook of the Month in honor
>> of his many past accomplishments.
>>
>> Can I get a second?
>
> th... th... th... damn this fucking lithp theconded.
>


Noted the fuck out of it.


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Checkmate
2015-06-15 03:11:28 UTC
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In article <mllcsq$60g$***@reader1.panix.com>, ***@panix.com says...


>
> In alt.usenet.kooks ??? ?????? ?????? ????????? Aum Saba ??ka Hai??? <***@jkljkljkljkl.yuiyui> wrote:
> > On 14/06/2015 3:34 PM, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> >> ***@gmail.com wrote in
> >> news:c3c57966-efe7-43de-9654-***@googlegroups.com:
> >>
> >>> The kook-hunters on the Internet have been mostly fixating upon Edmond
> >>> Wollmann. My response to them is that, if you are really looking to
> >>> solve the world's problems, Edmond Wollmann is not the kook that you
> >>> want to get.
> >>
> >> Who said anyone wanted to do anything more than laugh at Edmo?
> >>
> >> Nice strawman, Wankboi.
> >>
> >>> There are kooks who want to kill all of us in the West because we
> >>> aren't Muslims. There are kooks who claim that holocaust never
> >>> happened or that global warming is a hoax. There are kooks who claim
> >>> that the moon landings were faked, or that the Earth is 6000 years
> >>> old, or that a Satanic New World Order conspiracy is running the
> >>> world. All of these kooks exercise far more influence than Edmond
> >>> Wollmann ever did; and compared to them Edmond Wollmann is quite mild.
> >>
> >> Yeah, but they don't post to AUK. Neither has Edmo in many years.
> >>
> >>> For all his sins, Edmond Wollmann is nothing like the source of the
> >>> world's problems. I would much rather be dealing with him than with
> >>> Muslim terrorists or holocaust deniers. And a person who truly wants
> >>> to solve the world's problems will not be fixating on Edmond Wollmann.
> >>> He will be fighting the real abusers and the real threats.
> >>
> >> So is it still OK to laugh at Ed? It's sure OK to laugh at you.
> >>
> >>> Why do we not see the kook-hunters go after the real perpetrators?
> >>> Probably because they aren't out to solve any kind of problems. They
> >>> want to indulge in abuse and bullying. And their claim of
> >>> righteousness is transparently wrong. A real world-improver will be
> >>> fighting real perpetrators. And yes, I have done that with respect to
> >>> both the global warming deniers and the Islamofascists.
> >>>
> >>> So there you have it: A bunch of bullies who want to pick on someone
> >>> they know they can get away with picking upon, while doing nothing to
> >>> confront real wrongs facing the world.
> >>>
> >>> The world - and even the Google Groups - deserves better.
> >>
> >> Nice rant, Wankboi.
> >>
> >> Since you now have posted in AUK again, you are now eligible for the AUK
> >> Kook Awards.
> >>
> >> My understanding is that the KotM Award needs more people on the ballot.
> >> Especially KotM and Ilya fits the bill. Now that Wankboi is in Australia,
> >> he hasn't quite yet regaled the fine denizens of AUK with his prodigious
> >> roo-humping activitites or other marsupial molestations but I have
> >> confidence he'll confess to something sick as he's a true shameless
> >> freak.
> >>
> >> <AHEM>
> >> Hey, Wankboi! For once, you have great timing.
> >>
> >> I hereby nominate Ilya "Wankboi" Shambat for Kook of the Month in honor
> >> of his many past accomplishments.
> >>
> >> Can I get a second?
> >
> > th... th... th... damn this fucking lithp theconded.
> >
>
>
> Noted the fuck out of it.

Brand new socks can't second.

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2015-06-15 06:07:54 UTC
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On 15/06/2015 1:11 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> In article <mllcsq$60g$***@reader1.panix.com>, ***@panix.com says...
>
>
>>
>> In alt.usenet.kooks ??? ?????? ?????? ????????? Aum Saba ??ka Hai??? <***@jkljkljkljkl.yuiyui> wrote:
>>> On 14/06/2015 3:34 PM, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> ***@gmail.com wrote in
>>>> news:c3c57966-efe7-43de-9654-***@googlegroups.com:
>>>>
>>>>> The kook-hunters on the Internet have been mostly fixating upon Edmond
>>>>> Wollmann. My response to them is that, if you are really looking to
>>>>> solve the world's problems, Edmond Wollmann is not the kook that you
>>>>> want to get.
>>>>
>>>> Who said anyone wanted to do anything more than laugh at Edmo?
>>>>
>>>> Nice strawman, Wankboi.
>>>>
>>>>> There are kooks who want to kill all of us in the West because we
>>>>> aren't Muslims. There are kooks who claim that holocaust never
>>>>> happened or that global warming is a hoax. There are kooks who claim
>>>>> that the moon landings were faked, or that the Earth is 6000 years
>>>>> old, or that a Satanic New World Order conspiracy is running the
>>>>> world. All of these kooks exercise far more influence than Edmond
>>>>> Wollmann ever did; and compared to them Edmond Wollmann is quite mild.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, but they don't post to AUK. Neither has Edmo in many years.
>>>>
>>>>> For all his sins, Edmond Wollmann is nothing like the source of the
>>>>> world's problems. I would much rather be dealing with him than with
>>>>> Muslim terrorists or holocaust deniers. And a person who truly wants
>>>>> to solve the world's problems will not be fixating on Edmond Wollmann.
>>>>> He will be fighting the real abusers and the real threats.
>>>>
>>>> So is it still OK to laugh at Ed? It's sure OK to laugh at you.
>>>>
>>>>> Why do we not see the kook-hunters go after the real perpetrators?
>>>>> Probably because they aren't out to solve any kind of problems. They
>>>>> want to indulge in abuse and bullying. And their claim of
>>>>> righteousness is transparently wrong. A real world-improver will be
>>>>> fighting real perpetrators. And yes, I have done that with respect to
>>>>> both the global warming deniers and the Islamofascists.
>>>>>
>>>>> So there you have it: A bunch of bullies who want to pick on someone
>>>>> they know they can get away with picking upon, while doing nothing to
>>>>> confront real wrongs facing the world.
>>>>>
>>>>> The world - and even the Google Groups - deserves better.
>>>>
>>>> Nice rant, Wankboi.
>>>>
>>>> Since you now have posted in AUK again, you are now eligible for the AUK
>>>> Kook Awards.
>>>>
>>>> My understanding is that the KotM Award needs more people on the ballot.
>>>> Especially KotM and Ilya fits the bill. Now that Wankboi is in Australia,
>>>> he hasn't quite yet regaled the fine denizens of AUK with his prodigious
>>>> roo-humping activitites or other marsupial molestations but I have
>>>> confidence he'll confess to something sick as he's a true shameless
>>>> freak.
>>>>
>>>> <AHEM>
>>>> Hey, Wankboi! For once, you have great timing.
>>>>
>>>> I hereby nominate Ilya "Wankboi" Shambat for Kook of the Month in honor
>>>> of his many past accomplishments.
>>>>
>>>> Can I get a second?
>>>
>>> th... th... th... damn this fucking lithp theconded.
>>>
>>
>>
>> Noted the fuck out of it.
>
> Brand new socks can't second.

They can if they have a Hammer of Thor and a string of Pierre
Salinger's, condomhead.
Checkmate
2015-06-15 06:46:45 UTC
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In article <***@akhenaten.7>,
***@jkljkljkljkl.yuiyui says...


>
> On 15/06/2015 1:11 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> > In article <mllcsq$60g$***@reader1.panix.com>, ***@panix.com says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> In alt.usenet.kooks ??? ?????? ?????? ????????? Aum Saba ??ka Hai??? <***@jkljkljkljkl.yuiyui> wrote:
> >>> On 14/06/2015 3:34 PM, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> >>>> ***@gmail.com wrote in
> >>>> news:c3c57966-efe7-43de-9654-***@googlegroups.com:
> >>>>
> >>>>> The kook-hunters on the Internet have been mostly fixating upon Edmond
> >>>>> Wollmann. My response to them is that, if you are really looking to
> >>>>> solve the world's problems, Edmond Wollmann is not the kook that you
> >>>>> want to get.
> >>>>
> >>>> Who said anyone wanted to do anything more than laugh at Edmo?
> >>>>
> >>>> Nice strawman, Wankboi.
> >>>>
> >>>>> There are kooks who want to kill all of us in the West because we
> >>>>> aren't Muslims. There are kooks who claim that holocaust never
> >>>>> happened or that global warming is a hoax. There are kooks who claim
> >>>>> that the moon landings were faked, or that the Earth is 6000 years
> >>>>> old, or that a Satanic New World Order conspiracy is running the
> >>>>> world. All of these kooks exercise far more influence than Edmond
> >>>>> Wollmann ever did; and compared to them Edmond Wollmann is quite mild.
> >>>>
> >>>> Yeah, but they don't post to AUK. Neither has Edmo in many years.
> >>>>
> >>>>> For all his sins, Edmond Wollmann is nothing like the source of the
> >>>>> world's problems. I would much rather be dealing with him than with
> >>>>> Muslim terrorists or holocaust deniers. And a person who truly wants
> >>>>> to solve the world's problems will not be fixating on Edmond Wollmann.
> >>>>> He will be fighting the real abusers and the real threats.
> >>>>
> >>>> So is it still OK to laugh at Ed? It's sure OK to laugh at you.
> >>>>
> >>>>> Why do we not see the kook-hunters go after the real perpetrators?
> >>>>> Probably because they aren't out to solve any kind of problems. They
> >>>>> want to indulge in abuse and bullying. And their claim of
> >>>>> righteousness is transparently wrong. A real world-improver will be
> >>>>> fighting real perpetrators. And yes, I have done that with respect to
> >>>>> both the global warming deniers and the Islamofascists.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> So there you have it: A bunch of bullies who want to pick on someone
> >>>>> they know they can get away with picking upon, while doing nothing to
> >>>>> confront real wrongs facing the world.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The world - and even the Google Groups - deserves better.
> >>>>
> >>>> Nice rant, Wankboi.
> >>>>
> >>>> Since you now have posted in AUK again, you are now eligible for the AUK
> >>>> Kook Awards.
> >>>>
> >>>> My understanding is that the KotM Award needs more people on the ballot.
> >>>> Especially KotM and Ilya fits the bill. Now that Wankboi is in Australia,
> >>>> he hasn't quite yet regaled the fine denizens of AUK with his prodigious
> >>>> roo-humping activitites or other marsupial molestations but I have
> >>>> confidence he'll confess to something sick as he's a true shameless
> >>>> freak.
> >>>>
> >>>> <AHEM>
> >>>> Hey, Wankboi! For once, you have great timing.
> >>>>
> >>>> I hereby nominate Ilya "Wankboi" Shambat for Kook of the Month in honor
> >>>> of his many past accomplishments.
> >>>>
> >>>> Can I get a second?
> >>>
> >>> th... th... th... damn this fucking lithp theconded.
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >> Noted the fuck out of it.
> >
> > Brand new socks can't second.
>
> They can if they have a Hammer of Thor and a string of Pierre
> Salinger's, condomhead.

Hell, I got that. Who's hand is in the brand new sock?

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KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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2015-06-15 06:56:36 UTC
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On 15/06/2015 4:46 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> In article <***@akhenaten.7>,
> ***@jkljkljkljkl.yuiyui says...
>
>
>>
>> On 15/06/2015 1:11 PM, Checkmate wrote:
>>> In article <mllcsq$60g$***@reader1.panix.com>, ***@panix.com says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> In alt.usenet.kooks ??? ?????? ?????? ????????? Aum Saba ??ka Hai??? <***@jkljkljkljkl.yuiyui> wrote:
>>>>> On 14/06/2015 3:34 PM, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>> ***@gmail.com wrote in
>>>>>> news:c3c57966-efe7-43de-9654-***@googlegroups.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The kook-hunters on the Internet have been mostly fixating upon Edmond
>>>>>>> Wollmann. My response to them is that, if you are really looking to
>>>>>>> solve the world's problems, Edmond Wollmann is not the kook that you
>>>>>>> want to get.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Who said anyone wanted to do anything more than laugh at Edmo?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nice strawman, Wankboi.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> There are kooks who want to kill all of us in the West because we
>>>>>>> aren't Muslims. There are kooks who claim that holocaust never
>>>>>>> happened or that global warming is a hoax. There are kooks who claim
>>>>>>> that the moon landings were faked, or that the Earth is 6000 years
>>>>>>> old, or that a Satanic New World Order conspiracy is running the
>>>>>>> world. All of these kooks exercise far more influence than Edmond
>>>>>>> Wollmann ever did; and compared to them Edmond Wollmann is quite mild.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yeah, but they don't post to AUK. Neither has Edmo in many years.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> For all his sins, Edmond Wollmann is nothing like the source of the
>>>>>>> world's problems. I would much rather be dealing with him than with
>>>>>>> Muslim terrorists or holocaust deniers. And a person who truly wants
>>>>>>> to solve the world's problems will not be fixating on Edmond Wollmann.
>>>>>>> He will be fighting the real abusers and the real threats.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So is it still OK to laugh at Ed? It's sure OK to laugh at you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Why do we not see the kook-hunters go after the real perpetrators?
>>>>>>> Probably because they aren't out to solve any kind of problems. They
>>>>>>> want to indulge in abuse and bullying. And their claim of
>>>>>>> righteousness is transparently wrong. A real world-improver will be
>>>>>>> fighting real perpetrators. And yes, I have done that with respect to
>>>>>>> both the global warming deniers and the Islamofascists.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So there you have it: A bunch of bullies who want to pick on someone
>>>>>>> they know they can get away with picking upon, while doing nothing to
>>>>>>> confront real wrongs facing the world.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The world - and even the Google Groups - deserves better.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nice rant, Wankboi.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Since you now have posted in AUK again, you are now eligible for the AUK
>>>>>> Kook Awards.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My understanding is that the KotM Award needs more people on the ballot.
>>>>>> Especially KotM and Ilya fits the bill. Now that Wankboi is in Australia,
>>>>>> he hasn't quite yet regaled the fine denizens of AUK with his prodigious
>>>>>> roo-humping activitites or other marsupial molestations but I have
>>>>>> confidence he'll confess to something sick as he's a true shameless
>>>>>> freak.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <AHEM>
>>>>>> Hey, Wankboi! For once, you have great timing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I hereby nominate Ilya "Wankboi" Shambat for Kook of the Month in honor
>>>>>> of his many past accomplishments.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Can I get a second?
>>>>>
>>>>> th... th... th... damn this fucking lithp theconded.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Noted the fuck out of it.
>>>
>>> Brand new socks can't second.
>>
>> They can if they have a Hammer of Thor and a string of Pierre
>> Salinger's, condomhead.
>
> Hell, I got that.

One a string doth not make.

> Who's hand is in the brand new sock?

Mine, stupid.
Checkmate
2015-06-15 17:17:23 UTC
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In article <***@akhenaten.7>,
***@jkljkljkljkl.yuiyui says...


>
> On 15/06/2015 4:46 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> > In article <***@akhenaten.7>,
> > ***@jkljkljkljkl.yuiyui says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On 15/06/2015 1:11 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> >>> In article <mllcsq$60g$***@reader1.panix.com>, ***@panix.com says...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>> In alt.usenet.kooks ??? ?????? ?????? ????????? Aum Saba ??ka Hai??? <***@jkljkljkljkl.yuiyui> wrote:
> >>>>> On 14/06/2015 3:34 PM, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> >>>>>> ***@gmail.com wrote in
> >>>>>> news:c3c57966-efe7-43de-9654-***@googlegroups.com:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> The kook-hunters on the Internet have been mostly fixating upon Edmond
> >>>>>>> Wollmann. My response to them is that, if you are really looking to
> >>>>>>> solve the world's problems, Edmond Wollmann is not the kook that you
> >>>>>>> want to get.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Who said anyone wanted to do anything more than laugh at Edmo?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Nice strawman, Wankboi.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> There are kooks who want to kill all of us in the West because we
> >>>>>>> aren't Muslims. There are kooks who claim that holocaust never
> >>>>>>> happened or that global warming is a hoax. There are kooks who claim
> >>>>>>> that the moon landings were faked, or that the Earth is 6000 years
> >>>>>>> old, or that a Satanic New World Order conspiracy is running the
> >>>>>>> world. All of these kooks exercise far more influence than Edmond
> >>>>>>> Wollmann ever did; and compared to them Edmond Wollmann is quite mild.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Yeah, but they don't post to AUK. Neither has Edmo in many years.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> For all his sins, Edmond Wollmann is nothing like the source of the
> >>>>>>> world's problems. I would much rather be dealing with him than with
> >>>>>>> Muslim terrorists or holocaust deniers. And a person who truly wants
> >>>>>>> to solve the world's problems will not be fixating on Edmond Wollmann.
> >>>>>>> He will be fighting the real abusers and the real threats.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> So is it still OK to laugh at Ed? It's sure OK to laugh at you.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Why do we not see the kook-hunters go after the real perpetrators?
> >>>>>>> Probably because they aren't out to solve any kind of problems. They
> >>>>>>> want to indulge in abuse and bullying. And their claim of
> >>>>>>> righteousness is transparently wrong. A real world-improver will be
> >>>>>>> fighting real perpetrators. And yes, I have done that with respect to
> >>>>>>> both the global warming deniers and the Islamofascists.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> So there you have it: A bunch of bullies who want to pick on someone
> >>>>>>> they know they can get away with picking upon, while doing nothing to
> >>>>>>> confront real wrongs facing the world.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> The world - and even the Google Groups - deserves better.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Nice rant, Wankboi.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Since you now have posted in AUK again, you are now eligible for the AUK
> >>>>>> Kook Awards.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> My understanding is that the KotM Award needs more people on the ballot.
> >>>>>> Especially KotM and Ilya fits the bill. Now that Wankboi is in Australia,
> >>>>>> he hasn't quite yet regaled the fine denizens of AUK with his prodigious
> >>>>>> roo-humping activitites or other marsupial molestations but I have
> >>>>>> confidence he'll confess to something sick as he's a true shameless
> >>>>>> freak.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> <AHEM>
> >>>>>> Hey, Wankboi! For once, you have great timing.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> I hereby nominate Ilya "Wankboi" Shambat for Kook of the Month in honor
> >>>>>> of his many past accomplishments.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Can I get a second?
> >>>>>
> >>>>> th... th... th... damn this fucking lithp theconded.
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Noted the fuck out of it.
> >>>
> >>> Brand new socks can't second.
> >>
> >> They can if they have a Hammer of Thor and a string of Pierre
> >> Salinger's, condomhead.
> >
> > Hell, I got that.
>
> One a string doth not make.

I have another one somewhere, but I seem to have misplaced it. Since
the awards died already, I can't be assed to look for it.


> > Who's hand is in the brand new sock?
>
> Mine, stupid.

And therein lies the problem... a bunch of Mystery Socks suddenly
materialize out of nowhere to resurrect the awards? I'm afraid that
just doesn't work. It makes an even bigger mockery of the awards than
they've been since Fred died. Oh, shit... did I just say that out loud?

--
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Janithor
2015-06-15 20:19:33 UTC
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On 6/15/2015 10:17 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> In article <***@akhenaten.7>,
> ***@jkljkljkljkl.yuiyui says...
>
>
>>
>> On 15/06/2015 4:46 PM, Checkmate wrote:
>>> In article <***@akhenaten.7>,
>>> ***@jkljkljkljkl.yuiyui says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On 15/06/2015 1:11 PM, Checkmate wrote:
>>>>> In article <mllcsq$60g$***@reader1.panix.com>, ***@panix.com says...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In alt.usenet.kooks ??? ?????? ?????? ????????? Aum Saba ??ka Hai??? <***@jkljkljkljkl.yuiyui> wrote:
>>>>>>> On 14/06/2015 3:34 PM, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>>> ***@gmail.com wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:c3c57966-efe7-43de-9654-***@googlegroups.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The kook-hunters on the Internet have been mostly fixating upon Edmond
>>>>>>>>> Wollmann. My response to them is that, if you are really looking to
>>>>>>>>> solve the world's problems, Edmond Wollmann is not the kook that you
>>>>>>>>> want to get.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Who said anyone wanted to do anything more than laugh at Edmo?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nice strawman, Wankboi.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> There are kooks who want to kill all of us in the West because we
>>>>>>>>> aren't Muslims. There are kooks who claim that holocaust never
>>>>>>>>> happened or that global warming is a hoax. There are kooks who claim
>>>>>>>>> that the moon landings were faked, or that the Earth is 6000 years
>>>>>>>>> old, or that a Satanic New World Order conspiracy is running the
>>>>>>>>> world. All of these kooks exercise far more influence than Edmond
>>>>>>>>> Wollmann ever did; and compared to them Edmond Wollmann is quite mild.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yeah, but they don't post to AUK. Neither has Edmo in many years.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> For all his sins, Edmond Wollmann is nothing like the source of the
>>>>>>>>> world's problems. I would much rather be dealing with him than with
>>>>>>>>> Muslim terrorists or holocaust deniers. And a person who truly wants
>>>>>>>>> to solve the world's problems will not be fixating on Edmond Wollmann.
>>>>>>>>> He will be fighting the real abusers and the real threats.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So is it still OK to laugh at Ed? It's sure OK to laugh at you.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Why do we not see the kook-hunters go after the real perpetrators?
>>>>>>>>> Probably because they aren't out to solve any kind of problems. They
>>>>>>>>> want to indulge in abuse and bullying. And their claim of
>>>>>>>>> righteousness is transparently wrong. A real world-improver will be
>>>>>>>>> fighting real perpetrators. And yes, I have done that with respect to
>>>>>>>>> both the global warming deniers and the Islamofascists.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> So there you have it: A bunch of bullies who want to pick on someone
>>>>>>>>> they know they can get away with picking upon, while doing nothing to
>>>>>>>>> confront real wrongs facing the world.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The world - and even the Google Groups - deserves better.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nice rant, Wankboi.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Since you now have posted in AUK again, you are now eligible for the AUK
>>>>>>>> Kook Awards.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> My understanding is that the KotM Award needs more people on the ballot.
>>>>>>>> Especially KotM and Ilya fits the bill. Now that Wankboi is in Australia,
>>>>>>>> he hasn't quite yet regaled the fine denizens of AUK with his prodigious
>>>>>>>> roo-humping activitites or other marsupial molestations but I have
>>>>>>>> confidence he'll confess to something sick as he's a true shameless
>>>>>>>> freak.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <AHEM>
>>>>>>>> Hey, Wankboi! For once, you have great timing.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I hereby nominate Ilya "Wankboi" Shambat for Kook of the Month in honor
>>>>>>>> of his many past accomplishments.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Can I get a second?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> th... th... th... damn this fucking lithp theconded.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Noted the fuck out of it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Brand new socks can't second.
>>>>
>>>> They can if they have a Hammer of Thor and a string of Pierre
>>>> Salinger's, condomhead.
>>>
>>> Hell, I got that.
>>
>> One a string doth not make.
>
> I have another one somewhere, but I seem to have misplaced it. Since
> the awards died already, I can't be assed to look for it.
>
>
>> > Who's hand is in the brand new sock?
>>
>> Mine, stupid.
>
> And therein lies the problem... a bunch of Mystery Socks suddenly
> materialize out of nowhere to resurrect the awards? I'm afraid that
> just doesn't work. It makes an even bigger mockery of the awards than
> they've been since Fred died. Oh, shit... did I just say that out loud?


RIP Fred
Albätross
2015-06-14 12:54:28 UTC
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On Sun, 14 Jun 2015 05:34:16 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<***@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>***@gmail.com wrote in
>news:c3c57966-efe7-43de-9654-***@googlegroups.com:
>
>> The kook-hunters on the Internet have been mostly fixating upon Edmond
>> Wollmann. My response to them is that, if you are really looking to
>> solve the world's problems, Edmond Wollmann is not the kook that you
>> want to get.
>
>Who said anyone wanted to do anything more than laugh at Edmo?
>
>Nice strawman, Wankboi.
>
>> There are kooks who want to kill all of us in the West because we
>> aren't Muslims. There are kooks who claim that holocaust never
>> happened or that global warming is a hoax. There are kooks who claim
>> that the moon landings were faked, or that the Earth is 6000 years
>> old, or that a Satanic New World Order conspiracy is running the
>> world. All of these kooks exercise far more influence than Edmond
>> Wollmann ever did; and compared to them Edmond Wollmann is quite mild.
>
>Yeah, but they don't post to AUK. Neither has Edmo in many years.
>
>> For all his sins, Edmond Wollmann is nothing like the source of the
>> world's problems. I would much rather be dealing with him than with
>> Muslim terrorists or holocaust deniers. And a person who truly wants
>> to solve the world's problems will not be fixating on Edmond Wollmann.
>> He will be fighting the real abusers and the real threats.
>
>So is it still OK to laugh at Ed? It's sure OK to laugh at you.
>
>> Why do we not see the kook-hunters go after the real perpetrators?
>> Probably because they aren't out to solve any kind of problems. They
>> want to indulge in abuse and bullying. And their claim of
>> righteousness is transparently wrong. A real world-improver will be
>> fighting real perpetrators. And yes, I have done that with respect to
>> both the global warming deniers and the Islamofascists.
>>
>> So there you have it: A bunch of bullies who want to pick on someone
>> they know they can get away with picking upon, while doing nothing to
>> confront real wrongs facing the world.
>>
>> The world - and even the Google Groups - deserves better.
>
>Nice rant, Wankboi.
>
>Since you now have posted in AUK again, you are now eligible for the AUK
>Kook Awards.
>
>My understanding is that the KotM Award needs more people on the ballot.
>Especially KotM and Ilya fits the bill. Now that Wankboi is in Australia,
>he hasn't quite yet regaled the fine denizens of AUK with his prodigious
>roo-humping activitites or other marsupial molestations but I have
>confidence he'll confess to something sick as he's a true shameless
>freak.
>
><AHEM>
>Hey, Wankboi! For once, you have great timing.
>
>I hereby nominate Ilya "Wankboi" Shambat for Kook of the Month in honor
>of his many past accomplishments.
>
>Can I get a second?

Seconded. emmy could use some competition for the KotM.
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