2015-06-23 21:14:31 UTC
> Winner Kook of the Month: Ilya "Wankboi" Shambat
> Damn, Wankboy! Ya beat out two other k00ks!
All hail the wisdom of the voters!
> Winner Looney Maroon Award: Emmett "Inmate #15014041"
> Winner Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award: Emmett "Inmate
> #15014041" Gulley
> Winner Palmjob Paddle Vote: Emmett "Inmate #15014041" Gulley
> Winner Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award: Emmett "Inmate #15014041"
> Winner Bolo Bullis Foam Duck: Emmett "Inmate #15014041" Gulley
> Winner Darth Bawl: Ilya "Wankboi" Shambat
After his teary farewell speech, the whiny little freak posted in
> Winner Bobo Award: Emmett "Inmate #15014041" Gulley
Way to go, convict! You're still the biggest kook here after 65 days (and
counting) in the slammer! Be sure to tell all the butt pirates in the
showers about it.
> WINNER! Hammer of Thor: Renee (Last name redacted)AKA Ms "R"
ALL HAIL RENEE!!!1!!!2!!!3!!!
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"Then I will send complaints, update pages, and file lawsuits until the
abuse ceases or until you start getting balls and posting under your
real identity, which ever miracle comes first--very simple people--take
pick." - Ed Wollmann upbraids his own sockpuppets.